Aint tis a messy sitchaation but glory be to God

WEll my prodominatley White Fellas that have this Blog, you might just want to be in my shoes today or may I say last night. I was blessed about 2 weeks ago with inherating a Queen size bed from my old roomate which was amazing. Well about 2 days later after my Vanilla Queen girlfriend who I love dearly got me some pretty sheets, a new roomate moved in and was promised that same bed and I didnt know. WElll this grimy looking 39 year old man snatches the bed from me and leaves in in the ghetto state of mind "oh boy am i gonna stab this niggy". anyway I had to resort back to the twin bed I have had my whole stinking life and my african friend had to take cold floor. Now this is when it gets hood: I was looking to buy a bed and saw some ads in the Newspaper but nothin caught my eye. Hannah was driving home last night and spotted a bed at the side of the road and called me to check it out. So at around 12am my dark brother and I headed to the scary town of plainwell where hannah lives. There are only 2 black people and one of them is hanging on a tree(if you catch my drift) We drove by and spotted the bed. It was a Queen size bed like the one i had and it had a box spring. we parked across the street and in the Dark we grabbed the bed and and the box spring in a good 5 seconds flat and put it in the back of hannah's truck that I borrowed and we skated home. Now as of 1 am last night Michael Paul Limata has resorted to the lowest, Ghettoest, grimiest time of his life.........................But has a fresh old Queen in his room.
holla at your boi.
God provides
I am out
Tribe Hood rat