The new world

My Life as we all know it has alot of unusualy events and thank God I am able to live through them to tell the masses. AS you all know I work with mentally handicap people of all ages and to be honest there are sometimes when I ask myself "did this really happen"? I was at work last week, and i was in charge of watching 2 guys in there home. WEll this one guy named Nick never has clothing because he will take it off and pee on it or flush it down the toilet. ANyway he starts a fight with the other guy who is down syndrome. I break it up and he tries to fight me. Of course I am a ninja so I put him in a hold and locked him up, but he didnt give up. He then sits on the couch and puts on an 80's workout tape of some fat woman and starts to masterbate for about a half and hour. He continues to play with himself even as I tell him to quite it. This is his routine. I also had to Ninjarise another patient who is a modern day Chunk from Goonies. He tried to beat me up. He cursed me out and gave me the bird. Now you guys close your eyes and picture me fighting a bunch of handicap people like I am some thug from the streets acting hard to handicap people. I dont beleive it myself but that is a normal tuesday morning for me How is yours?
Oh if you havent seen City Of God please see it it is great.
I got a new place I am out of the hood into a dope spot with my ashey brother. I love it.