The new world

My Life as we all know it has alot of unusualy events and thank God I am able to live through them to tell the masses. AS you all know I work with mentally handicap people of all ages and to be honest there are sometimes when I ask myself "did this really happen"? I was at work last week, and i was in charge of watching 2 guys in there home. WEll this one guy named Nick never has clothing because he will take it off and pee on it or flush it down the toilet. ANyway he starts a fight with the other guy who is down syndrome. I break it up and he tries to fight me. Of course I am a ninja so I put him in a hold and locked him up, but he didnt give up. He then sits on the couch and puts on an 80's workout tape of some fat woman and starts to masterbate for about a half and hour. He continues to play with himself even as I tell him to quite it. This is his routine. I also had to Ninjarise another patient who is a modern day Chunk from Goonies. He tried to beat me up. He cursed me out and gave me the bird. Now you guys close your eyes and picture me fighting a bunch of handicap people like I am some thug from the streets acting hard to handicap people. I dont beleive it myself but that is a normal tuesday morning for me How is yours?
Oh if you havent seen City Of God please see it it is great.
I got a new place I am out of the hood into a dope spot with my ashey brother. I love it.

The Stench-

I am inviting you to look at life through my shoes right now and try to feel what I feel. As you know I live in a house full of Grimy cats. I walking in the other day at around 1am and my 39 yr old room mate was so high and drunk and his boy was sucking on a pipe with the door open. First of all my room 24-7 smells like a jacket full of the good Stuff(Ganja baby). I lay on my street bed and get high off the stench. Have you ever been in a house that is occupied by white Trash? The smell is so distinct that you smell it by a breeze from a mile away. WEll my good people that is what my little house smells like. I have no say in it that is what it is. TO make it better they got another cat and the Kitty litter is in the Bathroom, so as a smell my own poo I have to smell the sweet aroma of the cat *&$%#%. oh what a life in the hood. I am not complaining I am just venting because it is bad. I will be leaving there soon with my negro friend Shelby in the next week or so. Life will resume to normal as well. Halloween was spent at work with my handicap friend DOm. WE trick or treated in the white trash capital of anyplace I have seen since SOuth cArolina, a place called "Vicksburg". PLease dont ever go there please. I must Say I do love life and all it has to offer so I will take it how it comes and trek on becasue I will live to tell the story.
GO SEE RAY. the new ray charles movie, it is long but I loved it.
Trible hoochie